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mybeautifullyanonymouslife:

breakinglestrade:

"You used to ride me like that" :(

i fucking choked, I CANT

mybeautifullyanonymouslife:

breakinglestrade:

"You used to ride me like that" :(

i fucking choked, I CANT

geromykyle:

do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second

officialnorthamerica:

I hate when my phone dies and I can’t get to a charger for like an hour. What happened while I was gone? Is Kate still married to William? How old is Blue Ivy? Who is the president Idk man my phone died

did-you-kno:

Julius Caesar was captured by Sicilian pirates in 75 BC.  When he heard the amount of the ransom the pirates were asking he was offended by how low it was and insisted that they ask for more.
Source

did-you-kno:

Julius Caesar was captured by Sicilian pirates in 75 BC.  When he heard the amount of the ransom the pirates were asking he was offended by how low it was and insisted that they ask for more.

Source

jelenasvoices:

wo-nderland:

JAMES FRANCO POSTED THIS AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

jelenasvoices:

wo-nderland:

JAMES FRANCO POSTED THIS AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

schoolfact:

this blog will make you laugh your ass off!

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

This ain't no myspace (asks for adults)
1: Exactly how long have you been in your current relationship?
2: Most recent purchase over $500.
3: How much of the furniture you own is the kind you have to build yourself?
4: If you were to acquire a baby tomorrow what would you name it?
5: How often do you change your sheets...really.
6: Biggest adult decision ever:
7: More immature thing you do on a regular basis.
8: Biggest bill you pay.
9: Smallest bill you pay.
10: What small responsibility do you get the most excited over?
11: List your kids from most tolerable to least tolerable based on the past 24 hours.
12: Favorite year of school?
13: Have you actually thought about retirement?
14: Is sex better now than it was in high school/college?
15: Do you own sex toys?
16: Favorite place in your home?
17: What's making you feel old?
18: What do you drive?
19: What adult responsibility do you loathe?
20: The last time you did shots?
21: What aggravates you about teenagers nowadays?
22: 5 biggest pet peeves.
23: What are your shows right now?
24: Have your political views changed since you left school?
25: What's changed the most since 5 years ago?